Wow, I must be cool

Well, there can only be 2 words to describe me right now, and they do not actually complement each other so much. The first is "COOL" and the second is "DORKY". Now I know that you are thinking, "Self, those 2 don't usually go together" to which I would say, your right. But considering I have not posted a blog in some 16 days, and I am posting a link back to my own blog start page, something has gotta give...
Ode to the Blog

I will leave it up to you to fill in the blank...
"Wow, Randy is really _____________"